mobile phones...

All players please note....

Please do not leave messages on my answering machine asking me to call you on your mobile phone, because you have a problem.

The message on my answerphone clearly gives you my mobile phone number and if you refuse to call that, for whatever reason, then don't expect me to call you back. My mobile phone is not free, so I don't see why I should call you on a mobile to find out that you have a petty problem.

Suggested actions...

1) Leave a brief message on the answer phone about the problem.
2) If you need to speak to me, use the mobile number in the message. (I always have my mobile with me).
Please be sensible with the time of call tho'.
3) Leave me a landline number and I will call you back. All my landline calls are FREE.

I even have some fuckin' wankers leave me a message to call them back and when I do they say "I just wanted to give you our result".